Does Mike Ilitch wear a wig?

Blarf · July-29-10, 08:14 PM

What's with this guy's hair? It's weird looking.

**Whitehouse** · July-29-10, 08:19 PM

Next time you see him, pull it off. If it sticks to his head, safe to say it's real. If it lets loose, you've got a dead racoon in your hands....

LodgeDodger · July-29-10, 08:28 PM

Blarf, you're kidding me, right? Who gives a shit if the guy is wearing a wig [[or not)?

**Whitehouse** · July-29-10, 08:33 PM

Does he look any better than this?

**Mind field** · July-29-10, 08:34 PM

Exactly! Who in the hell cares? How petty. Why don't you post a picture of yourself Barf so we can criticize your looks.

Blarf · July-29-10, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by LodgeDodger

Blarf, you're kidding me, right? Who gives a shit if the guy is wearing a wig [[or not)?

You give a shit, because you clicked on this thread.

Blarf · July-29-10, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by Mind field

Exactly! Who in the hell cares? How petty. Why don't you post a picture of yourself Barf so we can criticize your looks.

Sorry, didn't mean to criticize your lover.

**oldredfordette** · July-29-10, 09:27 PM

He does. It covers up the horns on his head.

**Papasito** · July-30-10, 09:00 AM

lol I googled that guy to see who the hell you are talking about.

I would have to say that judging from his apparant age, the thickness and color of his hair, that he is 100% natural.

bwaaaaahahahaa
NOT!

LodgeDodger · July-30-10, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by Blarf

You give a shit, because you clicked on this thread.

I clicked on this thread to find out the new *low* in thread topics.

**GOAT** · July-30-10, 09:17 AM

Really a "not" joke? Didn't these die out in 1993?

**Detroitnerd** · July-30-10, 12:18 PM

The wig and latex covering his face hide his real identity.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeletor

**Patrick** · July-30-10, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by GOAT

Really a "not" joke? Didn't these die out in 1993?

Not jokes died out with IOU and Bum Equipment.

**jerrytimes** · July-31-10, 08:03 PM

I think he may have had hair plugs, but I really don't think it's a wig. For all I care he could wear eighty wigs. At least he keeps money in the city.

**1KielsonDrive** · August-01-10, 12:09 AM

I think it's a pretty funny, but also a serious question. I mean, c'mon, how many times have you looked at Illitch, or someone with hair like his and asked yourself the same question? Former state senator George Hart of Dearborn was a customer of mine many years ago. He had a stack of hair piled up on his head that was obviously from another human, animal or factory. No one I know believed he could actually wear that rug and think it fooled anyone. I guess if it made him happy, that was all that mattered. My concern about wearing one myself would be that I might become uglier than I already am. Ouch!