Stupid Questions

[rb336]

the 10 item topic got me in the mind of stupid questions.

this one was very recent --
I mentioned that I had to fix my brakes to a number of people.
at least half asked "why do you need to fix them?"

because I like to stop without using a wall

[alsodave]

At the library: "Does the elevator go to the same place as the stairs?"
At the bookstore: "How often is the Daily Tribune published?"
Just today: "Is Sterling Heights in Macomb County?" [[while they were holding a piece of paper that stated just that...)

Gotta love working with the public.

[East Detroit]

the 10 item topic got me in the mind of stupid questions.

this one was very recent --
I mentioned that I had to fix my brakes to a number of people.
at least half asked "why do you need to fix them?"

because I like to stop without using a wall

Possible responses:

1. It's a Toyota.
2. Oh, you meant to ask what is wrong with my brakes? I am couldn't parse your semantics.
3. That's the final straw. I am going to post this on DetroitYES.

[n7hn]

happened on thanksgiving after I let piece of pie slide off my plate onto gramma's foot.

Grampa comes in,,,,,,,,,, "whats that pie doing on your foot?"

[eriedearie]

happened on thanksgiving after I let piece of pie slide off my plate onto gramma's foot.

Grampa comes in,,,,,,,,,, "whats that pie doing on your foot?"

Thanks for the laugh out loud response from me! I needed that!

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Mr. Erie knows a couple of the toll takers on the Canadian side of the tunnel. Several times in a row as we paid the toll, one of the guys he knew was named Jack. This one day we're going through, and a different guy he also knew was in the booth. Mr. Erie says to him, "Hey, where's Jack - off today, eh?" After that the three of us had a good laugh. Now anytime we cross at the tunnel, we look at each other and make that comment.

Well...maybe ya had to be there...