PSA Regarding The Whitney

[JBMcB]

Just a general reminder.

When eating dinner at the Whitney while enjoying listening to the professional piano player, when the piano player is done, that is not an invitation for you to go start playing the piano.

Also, when told that you can't play the piano, do not leave a one star review complaining about it on Yelp.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Detroit/com...ey_in_detroit/

[Lapooty]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Detroit/com...b_i_mean_joel/

[jcole]

I can picture her, pulling up in front of the Whitney, dressed in flowing draperies she gathered from local dumpsters, pushing her grocery cart. Smiling graciously with her great smile that resembles nothing so much as a broken picket fence at the people gathered to stare at her in awe as she and her husband scrabbled up the grand staircase....
"I was just beginning the song and already had a crowd of customers standing around me" some holding pitchforks and others torches....