Chipotle Shooting

[xrockerboy]

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/ne...n/73242047007/

“A 32-year-old man has been charged with multiple felonies after he allegedly shot a Chipotle restaurant employee in the knee because he was upset the portion of guacamole he'd been served wasn't large enough, police said Monday.”

Hope the Detroit location will be alright.

[Henry Whalley]

Hope the Detroit location will be alright.

We should just decriminalize guacamole.

But seriously, the actions of those unfortunates who toil in fast food holes are closely surveilled, and the server probably was afraid he'd be fired, and his kids would starve, were he to give the customer more guacamole.

Seriously, we should just decriminalize unions.

P.S. My intent isn't to make light of this incident, but to say that many fast-food owners force servers to be stingy and allow them little discretion even with violent customers.

[Vic01]

I guess that he didn't realize that the portions of guac served in prison are even smaller...

[Henry Whalley]

I guess that he didn't realize that the portions of guac served in prison are even smaller...

[401don]

I guess that he didn't realize that the portions of guac served in prison are even smaller...

At 32 yrs. old I'm guessing he's sampled prison cuisine a few times.