How Did They Name Canada? Win Prize.

**jjaba** · July-07-15, 07:14 PM

jjaba is curious, how did they name Canada? Best answer, wins.

**Hermod** · July-07-15, 07:51 PM

French trapper to his partner: If you have a canada beans, i have a canada peas

**erikd** · July-07-15, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by jjaba

jjaba is curious, how did they name Canada? Best answer, wins.

When they were naming Canada, the citizens wanted a catchy three-letter name, like the USA, but were unable to agree on which three letters sounded best. To break the stalemate, they decided to randomly draw three letters out of a hat, and announce the new name of the country in front of a live audience of citizens and media reporters from around the world.

In order to insure public buy-in and authenticity, they chose a local citizen to announce the live drawing of the three letters:

"C, eh? ----- N, eh? ----- D, eh?"

And that is how Canada got its name.

**jjaba** · July-07-15, 09:25 PM

erikd is winner. Excellent. Post email address here and jjaba will contact you for mailing address. Winner. [[The guy is brilliant.)
jjaba, looking at Canada through the Mich. Central Station window holes.

**Jimaz** · July-07-15, 09:45 PM

Congratulations, erikd. Hilarious.

For the record: Wikipedia's Name of Canada article.

**erikd** · July-07-15, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by jjaba

erikd is winner. Excellent. Post email address here and jjaba will contact you for mailing address. Winner. [[The guy is brilliant.)
jjaba, looking at Canada through the Mich. Central Station window holes.

I am honored to be chosen as the winner of this installment of jjaba trivia.

;-)

You can correspond with me at erikd313 [[at) aol [[dot) com.

**jjaba** · July-08-15, 12:38 AM

erikd, jjaba will contact you directly.

Jimaz gives us the Wikipedia version for college term papers. Here at jjaba trivia, we prefer pop culture. When you tell the line we use to Canadians, they fall over laughing,eh.

jjaba, on the Westside where Canada is South of here, eh.

Hear about all the folks in Windsor moving to Detroit? Eh.
[[Can't stand the Canadian winters!)

**jjaba** · July-08-15, 12:53 AM

In American jazz, "Take the A Train."
In Canadian jazz, "Take the Train, eh."
jjaba, LOL.

**jjaba** · July-08-15, 06:38 PM

jjaba took an English refresher course in Canada. The Professor gave him an EH.

jjaba on the Westside.

**canuck** · July-08-15, 07:30 PM

My country was in its infancy when invader and part-time thespian James Caan, also nephew to the wrathful Genghis Caan decided to claim Canuckistan for himself. The Caans were also A.A. members, not the one you think, but a benevolent association dedicated to the spread of A's across the world on account of their having two A's in a row in their last name. They therefore got rid of the Nuckistan particle and replaced with two A's to make it Canada and claim it for posterity. And that's the trooth.

**jjaba** · July-08-15, 08:39 PM

canuck has the handle, eh. And he's a comedian taboot.

Parts of USA are sometimes called Dubfuckistan. It depends on your politics. So we are familiar with ...stans. jjaba in Ypsitucky.

**canuck** · July-08-15, 09:46 PM

North of Canada, [[must be frightfully cold) there are the Meshuggeners. They are the salt of the earth found underneath the fabled city of Detroyed.

**jjaba** · July-09-15, 03:17 PM

Hear about the guy who moved from Windsor to Detroit?
[[Couldn't stand the Canadian winters.)

jjaba, just North of Canada.

**Eric_c** · July-10-15, 06:39 AM

From the top of the Ren Cen, when looking across the Detroit River to Windsor, with a good pair of binoculars and just before the horizon, one can see the beginnings of permafrost and caribou. This is a fact.

**Dan Wesson** · July-10-15, 06:46 AM

Shouldn't it be spelled Canuhduh? Huh?

Then you got Cuhnadeanne.....

**jjaba** · July-10-15, 09:02 PM

Montreal Canadiens are called Habs. What's the story here?
jjaba, Original Six.

**jjaba** · July-10-15, 09:10 PM

Eric c, jjaba here at Ren Cen looking through telescope,eh.
Seeing Doner Kabobs, English Tea Houses, and Fish and Chips joints.
Another place reads, "Michigans, any way you like your hot dogs."
Next door is All Dressed Pizza.
jjaba, EH.

**archfan** · July-11-15, 02:29 AM

The Canadiens have won the Stanley Cup more than any other team. They're the Habs; everyone else is the Hab-nots.

**canuck** · July-11-15, 05:38 AM

Originally Posted by archfan

The Canadiens have won the Stanley Cup more than any other team. They're the Habs; everyone else is the Hab-nots.

Love it! I'll take this out in a big cup, thank you.

Habs is short for Habitant, which refers to French Canadian folks. An answer to Yankees or Wolverines in Michigan, I guess.

In the teens, there were 2 other pro hockey clubs in Montreal competing for attention: the Maroons; mostly Wasp, and the Shamrocks: self explanatory.

**jjaba** · July-11-15, 10:14 AM

canunk, you ARE the one. Now jjaba knows why it says "CH" on Habs Uniforms.
Explain Original Six for The Forum habitants. jjaba is still wondering around aimlessly looking for an original six ball cap. Thanks canuck. With a handle like that, you're jjaba's go to guy on things Canada.
jjaba, Proudly Westside, Hockey Saturday night on the radio.

The band ZZ Top goes by Zed Zed Top in Toronto, eh.

**canuck** · July-11-15, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by jjaba

canunk, you ARE the one. Now jjaba knows why it says "CH" on Habs Uniforms.
Explain Original Six for The Forum habitants. jjaba is still wondering around aimlessly looking for an original six ball cap. Thanks canuck. With a handle like that, you're jjaba's go to guy on things Canada.
jjaba, Proudly Westside, Hockey Saturday night on the radio.

The band ZZ Top goes by Zed Zed Top in Toronto, eh.

Yes, and roof is spelled with 3 o's up here too. Jjaba you are my go to creature for all things USA, Michigan and Star Wars...

**Ray1936** · July-11-15, 06:16 PM

Noticed in a news item from Toronto the other day that 'defense' was spelled 'defence'. In American, of course, 'defence' is the chain-link thing separating back yards.