Just the punchlines-nothing else, no matter how parataxical or non-sequitous it all seems.
I'll start:
  • And the chief said "Okay. Death-by Mamba Wamba."
  • And the sobbing Native girl said "Big Fart. No Chief."
  • "Dam!"
  • Keep running around until you get pooped out.
  • A pilot, you racist.