Jumping the ship again.

[Bigb23]

I'm not too happy with the recent cases of captains jumping ship as soon as a way out is found.

I'm ex Navy, and I expected that fat little fu**er to go down with the rest of us.

I will go down with a ship in the Detroit River, for the right price. But, Garwoods don't sink – they just float to the top better than ever. I will salute Belle Isle, the Garwood peninsula, the Windsor Ballet, and Ford Cove if they can see me.

Owens are fine, maybe a TolleyCraft, or ahem, a ChrisCraft. Rock stacking
will be extra. Of course I can only do this once a week this summer.
A Benny Hill impersonation will be double the price. You supply the women and bikini's of course.

And I'm now open for the guided electric car show on Belle Isle, come September, because of a last minute cancellation.

This is satire for those in California and Florida.

[Jimaz]

Ha! I want one of those.

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