Another DPD Sex Scandal

**MidTownMs** · October-26-12, 01:25 PM

When do these people work..

http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/19...e-sex-scandals

**brizee** · October-26-12, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by MidTownMs

When do these people work..

http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/19...e-sex-scandals

Trying to get our hands around this one, we reached out to Johnson

....

Yall ain't slick!

**401don** · October-26-12, 02:09 PM

And then NY cops take sicko to a whole new level.....

http://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&...ZKWVgS-luMgkYA

**cla1945** · October-26-12, 02:45 PM

Johnson sent a picture of his johnson to a female subordinate who is married but the picture was found by her boyfriend. You can't make this stuff up folks...what the hell is going on at 1300 Beaubien anyway?

Doesn't anyone in administration have any integrity or take any part of being a Police Officer seriously? Then they send all this to Internal Affairs where the woman cop who put the gun in her mouth still works. Unbelieveable shit going on right under Bings nose.

**MidTownMs** · October-26-12, 02:55 PM

Johnson showed his Johnson and Charlie LeDuff is trying to get his hands around it...Only in Detroit...Hey Strong put that in your Documentary....

**Honky Tonk** · October-26-12, 02:59 PM

"Hey Strong put that in your Documentary....

"

A Strong Johnson........

**DetroitPlanner** · October-26-12, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by cla1945

Johnson sent a picture of his johnson to a female subordinate who is married but the picture was found by her boyfriend. You can't make this stuff up folks...what the hell is going on at 1300 Beaubien anyway?

Maybe they are hoping to get on Springer?

**Detwa** · October-26-12, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by brizee

....

Yall ain't slick!

ROFLMAO!!!!! Best laugh all day!

**Detwa** · October-26-12, 06:06 PM

Why is this in article form and not one of Charlie's Emmy-worthy video productions? I live for those! I want to hear Charlie does this story with a straight face!

**firstandten** · October-26-12, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by cla1945

Johnson sent a picture of his johnson to a female subordinate who is married but the picture was found by her boyfriend. You can't make this stuff up folks...what the hell is going on at 1300 Beaubien anyway?

Doesn't anyone in administration have any integrity or take any part of being a Police Officer seriously? Then they send all this to Internal Affairs where the woman cop who put the gun in her mouth still works. Unbelieveable shit going on right under Bings nose.

I've maintained all along that this foolishness is ingrained in the culture of the DPD. I bet that this is only the tip of the iceburg

**jtf1972** · October-26-12, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by firstandten

I've maintained all along that this foolishness is ingrained in the culture of the DPD. I bet that this is only the tip of the iceburg

Just the tip?

Anyone ever used/heard that line before?

**brizee** · October-26-12, 08:13 PM

Kwame was done in by a highschool jumpoff.

The last two police chiefs were done in by the same chick. And Godbee was getting at two at the same time.

I guaran-damn-tee it's going to come out that Ficano was pumping the brakes on Turkia Mullen which lead to her suspicious benefits, which lead to his current hot water.

It destroyed John Edwards career.

It almost brought down Bill Clinton.

Arnold Schwarzenneger ended his term in disgrace.

These broads hold on to jizz stained dresses and condoms for months/years. There's nothing more bitter/vengeful than a burned woman and these guys fall for the trap everytime.

Dumbasses like Monica Conyers or Janice Daniels may go to jail or get recalled, but I promise you it won't be stem from who was piping them up.

I get "Money and pussy make men do evil shit." But it's ridiculous, especially in this town.

**firstandten** · October-26-12, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by jtf1972

Just the tip?

Anyone ever used/heard that line before?

I dunno maybe we better call Shaft. The black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks. He'll figure it out

**Jimaz** · October-26-12, 08:23 PM

LOL! Elect the elderly or females. They have less testosterone.

**MidTownMs** · October-26-12, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by firstandten

I dunno maybe we better call Shaft. The black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks. He'll figure it out

Shaft? Don't you mean Godbee???

**MidTownMs** · October-26-12, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by Detwa

Why is this in article form and not one of Charlie's Emmy-worthy video productions? I live for those! I want to hear Charlie does this story with a straight face!

Have you ever seen Charlie LeDuff do a story with a straight face? I haven't.

**MidTownMs** · October-26-12, 08:27 PM

Because they use the wrong head to think with. That's Why.

**Detwa** · October-26-12, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by MidTownMs

Have you ever seen Charlie LeDuff do a story with a straight face? I haven't.

I know! Looks like he's coming up next and he's already in his outfit! *excited

I just love Charlie. He makes everything better, lol.

**cla1945** · October-26-12, 09:46 PM

I know many good police officers within the DPD who only want to do a good job, go home to their families, make a decent wage and retire some day. These buffoons in the administration, from the Chiefs on down to Commanders, Lieutenants and Sergeants are not making it easy for a good cop to do his job and not get laughed at, criticized, or just have a reputation that they don't deserve because of their bosses. Bing needs to get off his ass and start managing the City instead of being the wuss he is.

**gnome** · October-26-12, 10:09 PM

The real question is, why do we care? What is it about Americans that just can't deal with the concept that some people like their wicks dipped in different wells.

If Kwame had just said, "so what, deal with it" he wouldn't have gone after Nelthrope or Brown or that other guy. The city wouldn't have been sued, the Gov wouldn't have removed the fool, the whole mess would not have happened.

if Bill Clinton had not lied to investigators, he would not have had to go through impeachment hearings.

Godbee running around all freakified about his secret getting out and acting the fool in covering up his deeds.

what is it about Americans that make us ashamed of sex organs?

we act like we don't have them, use them and like them and generally like having them put to use.

in secret, Americans consume porn at a voracious pace, and it has been theorized that porn is the driving force behind a stunning number of technologies.

In secret we are a nation of lust crazed masterbaters while in public we wring our calloused palms over sexual relations between willing partners.

**MidTownMs** · October-26-12, 10:15 PM

It's lust crazed masturbators.

**gnome** · October-26-12, 10:19 PM

Yeah, thanks for that correction. Next time I won't type one handed.

**Gannon** · October-26-12, 10:26 PM

Beta might've beaten out VHS as the dominant videotape format except for the porn industry's early adoption of the lower-quality format. Laserdisc would've been much more successful if not for Pioneer's strong stance against porn, and they controlled what discs got pressed. Everyone learned their lesson by the time DVD came along.

I know for certain, also, that one of the two major residential video projection manufacturers which made large-screen three-gun CRT popular for home use would not have survived his early years without the San Francisco small-house porn theaters.

Sam Runco used to regale trainees at his factory with his stories of learning how to deal with the scuzzballs who owned those joints. They usually wouldn't finish paying his installment plan, so he'd buy a ticket for one of the movies...but bring a squirt gun [[a real one, I'm not talking code) in to douse the projector and make it short out.

Sure enough, they'd call him for service, and he'd get the rest of his money.

But yeah, porn has made and broken a few technologies...and a few fortunes.

Cheers!