These Fools Are Keeping Us Safe?!?

[Gannon]

There is a reason I will only fly under extreme circumstances.


It is called the Transportation INSecurity Authority.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/q...ErCWn6KLfDbbVI


Anyone who acquiesces to this idiocy is one themselves. It is time for severe civil protests, as this is obviously not working.


They are killing the airline industry, one stupid at a time.

[Whitehouse]

That other link in that page is also a gem...

Nude model frisked by New York's finest.

Go figure...

[Jimaz]

Amazingly, he failed to realize that alert lights never flashed once as streams of passengers filed through the dead detector, the sources said.

Majed was so clueless that he couldn’t even tell police how long the machine had been shut off or how it happened, the sources said.

Well then that would account for this:

In scary twist, the source couldn’t be certain that every passenger who went through the powerless detector had been accounted for and hadn’t gotten on a flight.

You'd think that their routine startup procedure would involve sticking an actual piece of metal in the detector as a test before using it!

Love the photo from Airplane!: