General Humor

[Jimaz]

We need more humor around here. Weep faster! We're running out of tissues!

Here are a couple from The Daily Show:

• Canadian Oilverlords
• Navy Seal Team Six

[[Seriously, a big thank you to Canada for the Canadian Caper. It will never be forgotten.)

[Mikeg]

General: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
General: "That's no way to address an officer!
Now let's try it again!"
General: "Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"
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It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.
A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"
The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?"
Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!".
The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?"
The Private didn't agree, but then the private was just a private so he responded "Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train."
The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said "Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General continued "I got this dog for my wife."
The Private simply said "Good trade Sir!"

[Pam]

The Producers:

http://youtu.be/3ERAV57bqaU

[jcole]

The Producers:

http://youtu.be/3ERAV57bqaU

Thank you Pam, that was hysterical.
I wish I could find the 'Little Blue Blanket' scene

[Pam]

Thank you Pam, that was hysterical.
I wish I could find the 'Little Blue Blanket' scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfMgUkuftLI

[jcole]

Thank you again, Pam, you made my night. I needed that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfMgUkuftLI