Originally Posted by
Locke09
I nominate the following as the ultimate in incredulous relationship promises, from Babyface's 1989 hit "Soon as I Get Home" that had women swooning:
I give good love
I'll buy your clothes
I'll cook your dinner too
Soon as I get home from work
I'll pay your rent
Your faithful lover
Soon as I get home, soon as I get home from work
Girl, I'll treat you right
And I'll never lie or flirt
Soon as I get home, soon as I get home from work
Girl I'll be around, never let you down
For all that it's worth
I give good love [[good love, good love, good love, good love)
I give good love [[good love, good love, good love, good love)
The guy who promises all of this is either deceitful or delirious.