Haha. Aside from the DIA and what's left of the classic architecture, there's not a lot redeeming about this city anymore.
If someone was stuck in downtown Detroit for the weekend and didn't have a car and was wondering what to do, I'd tell them them to spend the $4.50 and take the tunnel bus to Downtown Windsor. From there, you've got the indoor waterpark [[Adventurebay) with the indoor wavepool, waterslides, and a couple other things. You have flyboarding [[which is levitating a dozen feet over the Detroit river on a waterjet board) [[
http://windsorflyboard.com) You have trolley bus tours [[run by a non-profit) for $20 where they visit several wineries in the area
http://wetrolley.com/ There's a free art cart tour for the riverfront sculpture park. Maybe walk down to Walkerville and take a free tour of Hiram Walker's Distillery and a self guided tour of the area
http://www.walkervilletimes.com/virt...2-ccstore.html , have a drink at Caesar's and when the weekend is over go back to New York.