Hey Justin, whaddya think of that family atmosphere now?

Mister Justin Boren, whaddya think of that good, wholesome, christian atmosphere at OSU now? Do you feel much more spiritual? What does daddy Mike think? All that swearing, cursing and haranguing at Michigan practices must've been really demeaning. Poor boy. You can go on to pro ball now knowing you played at a 'premier' sports factory. Good luck. I hope you don't play for the Lions, I'd have to attend for the first time in 35 years just to boo you.