Originally Posted by
Detroitnerd
I dunno. Take a subnormal kid from the sticks who's fascinated with rock and rap, never read a book in his life, and really just wants to hit the big time and be surrounded by limos, beer, weed and chicks with fat asses. He figures out what works. He decides to honor his Southern rock heroes by being a support-the-troops-no-matter-what brand of dickweed, vomits up a couple songs about partying, slaps together some hayseed-in-the-city ensemble and gets down on his dirty denim knees and totally sucks corporate cock until he's gargling on millions of dollars. An American dumbass. Political idiot. The best recording artist a total hick philistine can be.
The only thing I can say in his favor is that he seems to be genuinely good to the people around him. He always makes sure they get their due, a la Kracker, Ty Stone, etc. Other than that, I hope he gets killed in our first domestic drone accident...