The "Nain Rouge?"
You've got to be kidding me.
Well, as I was saying earlier, when I spoke with Satan before breakfast this morning, he was expaining that the black hole he is opening up in our universe for the year 2012 is designed to pull in only those Jesusfreaks who believe in the rapture- in fact, they will consider it such, when in reality, it will be a one way ticket to purgatory for all the charlatans and dumdum sycophants who blindly allow themselves to be indoctrinated by manmade religious dogma.
The lead horserider of the apocalypse will be Mel Gibson, followed by Tom Cruise and the hundreds of televangelists in their Bentleys.
And who said you can't take it with you?! ;)