As a rule I avoid the comments section of Freep.com as it usually just turns into a brawl, but I have to say the comments on this particular topic have been downright hilarious. Here are some of the funnier comments that I read:
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Your honor, my client, in his line of work, requires the Escalade, spinners, and loud sound system. He's required to carry a loaded 9, and on occasion discharge that weapon in public to thwart his competition – it’s expected of him. My client, for appearances, needs to carry large sums of cash. My client is a member of the local pharmaceutical industry. He is responsible for putting many young people to work who otherwise would have limited choices as dropouts from DPS. He's providing good paying jobs. He offers citizens a service to which they are loyal and often return several times a day to purchase his products. Your honor, my client is being repressed by the system unfairly. Do not punish my client for the lifestyle his career demands.
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It REALLY sounds like KK wrote the motion himself. I have never read a more unprofessional motion in my life. I've read more sincere rants on Craig's List.
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So, where do all the other salespeople for Covisint live?? How do their living conditions and homes compare to Kilpatrick’s? Do they all live in million dollar mansions and drive a couple of Escalades?
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Sure they do…and they neither make nor close sales for the company... and four times a year they receive "loans" cause they're obviously all around "great people..." Oh, and the "loans...”? Don't worry... it's not in writing... no one really needs all that extra paper work... and, if you're really in a bind... the other employees pool together their loose change, and pay all of your utilities and bills with money orders! What a fabulous place to work!
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top 10 excuses why kwame can't pay the bill
10."Tax returns"??? I don't even PAY taxes!
9. The warranty on the plastic surgery wasn't free.
8. Y'all see how cheap Escalades are after Tiger's broke at 5 mph? I had to go buy a Tundra!
7. Y'all see how cheap Tundras are after that accelerator broke at 5 mph? I had to go buy an Escalade!
6. The barbecue down here in Texas is just too d*mn good! I can't stop myself!
5. Oh, my bad: RES-titution! I thought the judge said PROS-titution! I told him I never had to pay for it before!
4. Christine is still texting me and I ain't got no unlimited plan.
3. Nobody bought my Lions seats from StubHub.
2. [Karl] Kado cut my allowance in half.
...and the number one reason why Kwame can't pay the bill:
1. My mother told me not to!
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I'm a local vendor, I made millions with Kwame's good leadership, and now with this clown Dave Bing I only made a couple of thousand. He's destroying the system..... Please bring Kwame back.
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There was definitely a downturn in the hiring of stripper assassins when the Bing administration took over.