Originally Posted by
poobert
Jobbie Nooner: A bunch of largely white, largely large, drunk, white slobs who, despite the evaporation of automotive manufacturing jobs that allowed total morons to earn a middle-class income, unfortunately have the money to waste on boats, gas for boats, and alcohol, in an annual, all-out effort to get pitch-black, fall-down drunk [[while boating), in order to start fights, become grievously injured, and tie up law enforcement and military personnel.
The Fireworks: An inexplicably poorly-planned, largely pointless, wildly dangerous event that gives local young, predominantly, almost entirely fatherless black youths the opportunity to shoot, stab, and punch anything perceived to disrespect them in a Hajj-like crowd of tens of thousands.
Am I seriously the only one here able to hate nearly everything about this region equally?