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Anybody up for a game of hacky sack?
Corn Hole?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bong-Man
He somehow had his family jewels preserved in a mason jar. Word to the wise: Don't store them in the same pantry as the regular preserves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bong-Man
"kept in [the] fridge next to the eggs"
Ah, yes. Properly filed in the huevos category.
con Chorizo?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimaz
I haven't laughed so much since the pigs ate my brother!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bong-Man
vaguely related topic:
Family of murdered transgender woman sees her killer plead guilty fox2detroit.com
I remember this case when it first came to the news, and this was five years ago. Bizarre that it took this long for a resolution in court.
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Originally Posted by Henry Whalley
Label it: "It’s nuts", or "Its nuts".
Reportedly, they were halal or at least finger-licking good:
Transgender 'Muslim' Brianna Kingsley sues boyfriend for keeping her TESTICLES in jar in his fridge | Daily Mail Online
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Originally Posted by Henry Whalley
Good stuff. Just when you think the story had enough shock value, the Muslim bit comes out. Pile the shockers on. Lol
Those lovebirds were a match made in heaven. Too bad the relationship soured. A judge with the wisdom of Solomon would divide the family jewels between them so each would have one ball and no strikes.Quote:
Originally Posted by canuck
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Originally Posted by Henry Whalley
Absolutely. AWhen all the kinks are ironed out, a fair judge will make sure they both come out having a ball!
Sounds like a hung jury...Quote:
Originally Posted by canuck
Judge rules 'it's a wash' in Pontiac court battle over transgender woman's testicles [[detroitnews.com)
Sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don't.
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Originally Posted by Henry Whalley
I gotta admit [[s)he’s ballsy.
Who'd want their nuggets handled in small claims court?Quote:
Originally Posted by canuck
Addadicktome
This is a sex change operation when a female becomes a male and has their sexual privates reshaped into a dick, thereby adding a dick to me.
As in: “Yo, is Taquisha really getting an addadicktome operation and changing her name to Tristam?”
[[Urban Dictionary)
Transgender 'Muslim'?
Without apology or feelings of obligation that's not a common option in the Islamic community.
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Originally Posted by Zacha341
Truth is stranger than friction.
Were someone to resort to such a transmogrification, wouldn’t one feel hamstrung in Hamtramck?
But AddaDicktome with a capital 'D' is like when Eisenhower took Trick Dick Nixon as his running mate, when Dubya took Darth Cheney as his running mate, when John McCain took Sarah Palin as his running mate, or when Orange Julius took Mike Pence, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by CassTechGrad