Metro Detroit-Windsor 2016 Predictions

[Baselinepunk]

Prediction:

This time next year, Dick Snyder, and a few of his buddies -- Wurfel, et. al., will be prepping for the 2017 perp walk for choosing revenue enhancements over the health of the Flint citizenry. Brian Calley readies his 2017 agenda as new Governor of Michigan, and recall efforts begin immediately.

Federal investigation and multiple lawsuits regarding handling of the Gamrat/Courser "situation". Tea Party Republicans began to circulate materials related to multiple TP Republicans having homosexual sex in the bathrooms of Doug’s Body Shop.
Shhhhhhhh! It’s a can’t miss distraction!!

Charlie LeDuff will actually produce a quality piece of journalism that doesn't use goofy bullshit that makes him look like an idiot and a buffoon.

M.L. Erlick sees LeDuff's surprise quality product and becomes inspired not to follow down the road of LeDuff's stupid journalistic parlor tricks. Finally creates his masterworks [[that isn’t Kwame related) and retires to upstate New York a very happy man.

DPS will reach 1.5B in the hole – after newest “reform” -- and have about 100 teachers left in the District willing to teach.

Michigan teachers will finally receive monies held in escrow that were unconstitutionally withheld by the State as a means to prop up retirement fund that was brutalized by one John Engler and His Merry Band of Hack and Slash Republicans.

Banning straight-ticket voting blows up in the Republicans faces; as they did not realized that is was in fact, their base, that relied on it too much. Democrats sweep both State Senate and House, causing Republicans to flee in a mass panic for fear of retribution, shooting as many guns as they can on the way out. Democrats shower them with love and donuts causing Republicans to melt into the ground where they once stood.

Dan Gilbert goes "Undercover Boss" and gets fired the first week on the job for not making his metrics. Last seen placing a call to MARVIN on his Obama phone.

While 2016 starts off with no cities under an EM, Grand Rapids is somehow taken over by EM. No one knows how it happened, or why – EM just showed up one day and said “Hi, I’m the new EM for Grand Rapids”, and everybody said “OK” and showed them to their office and gave them office keys and a car. No one find out their name until 2017 – and we’ll hold off on that for next year’s predictions.

Happy New Year!!

[313WX]

Prediction:

This time next year, Dick Snyder, and a few of his buddies -- Wurfel, et. al., will be prepping for the 2017 perp walk for choosing revenue enhancements over the health of the Flint citizenry. Brian Calley readies his 2017 agenda as new Governor of Michigan, and recall efforts begin immediately.

Federal investigation and multiple lawsuits regarding handling of the Gamrat/Courser "situation". Tea Party Republicans began to circulate materials related to multiple TP Republicans having homosexual sex in the bathrooms of Doug’s Body Shop.
Shhhhhhhh! It’s a can’t miss distraction!!

Charlie LeDuff will actually produce a quality piece of journalism that doesn't use goofy bullshit that makes him look like an idiot and a buffoon.

M.L. Erlick sees LeDuff's surprise quality product and becomes inspired not to follow down the road of LeDuff's stupid journalistic parlor tricks. Finally creates his masterworks [[that isn’t Kwame related) and retires to upstate New York a very happy man.

DPS will reach 1.5B in the hole – after newest “reform” -- and have about 100 teachers left in the District willing to teach.

Michigan teachers will finally receive monies held in escrow that were unconstitutionally withheld by the State as a means to prop up retirement fund that was brutalized by one John Engler and His Merry Band of Hack and Slash Republicans.

Banning straight-ticket voting blows up in the Republicans faces; as they did not realized that is was in fact, their base, that relied on it too much. Democrats sweep both State Senate and House, causing Republicans to flee in a mass panic for fear of retribution, shooting as many guns as they can on the way out. Democrats shower them with love and donuts causing Republicans to melt into the ground where they once stood.

Dan Gilbert goes "Undercover Boss" and gets fired the first week on the job for not making his metrics. Last seen placing a call to MARVIN on his Obama phone.

While 2016 starts off with no cities under an EM, Grand Rapids is somehow taken over by EM. No one knows how it happened, or why – EM just showed up one day and said “Hi, I’m the new EM for Grand Rapids”, and everybody said “OK” and showed them to their office and gave them office keys and a car. No one find out their name until 2017 – and we’ll hold off on that for next year’s predictions.

Happy New Year!!

Love it!!!

As far as Snyder, don't be surprised if the federal government launches a criminal investigation against him. That's why all of the rats are suddenly jumping ship and "apologizing."

I also fully expect DPS to file for bankruptcy. The teachers will then be fired and either outsourced to Teach For America or replaced completely by Teach For America instructors.

[Zacha341]

What happens when the Teach For America instructors bail?

I also fully expect DPS to file for bankruptcy. The teachers will then be fired and either outsourced to Teach For America or replaced completely by Teach For America instructors.

[313WX]

What happens when the Teach For America instructors bail?

That's Snyder's and the state legislature's problem. They made it clear that my input in the matter wasn't important with the passage of PA4 and subsequently PA436.

It sucks for the DPS students, teachers and parents though, no doubt.

[313WX]

Love it!!!

As far as Snyder, don't be surprised if the federal government launches a criminal investigation against him. That's why all of the rats are suddenly jumping ship and "apologizing."

I also fully expect DPS to file for bankruptcy. The teachers will then be fired and either outsourced to Teach For America or replaced completely by Teach For America instructors.

1 for 2 so far.

http://news.yahoo.com/fbi-joins-flin...125309032.html