Grosse Pointe going ghetto?

[aoife]

I had a guy in my backyard last year [[we live a block off of Mack). Being that I was home alone and have been through this type of situation before, I yelled for my [[not home) husband to get our [[non-existent) gun, while dialing 911. Then I let my dog out on his sorry ass. My only regret is that she was not able to do any significant damage to him other that possibly causing him to soil his pants as he scooted over the back fence.

[sumas]

I had a guy in my backyard last year [[we live a block off of Mack). Being that I was home alone and have been through this type of situation before, I yelled for my [[not home) husband to get our [[non-existent) gun, while dialing 911. Then I let my dog out on his sorry ass. My only regret is that she was not able to do any significant damage to him other that possibly causing him to soil his pants as he scooted over the back fence.

That made me laugh a bit. No one wants crime but it is funny when criminals get chased by dogs. I have three. They don't tolerate intimidation. So someone thinks they want my useless stuff, just open the door, the front yard gate and the dogs do their thing. The chase is wondrous to watch.

[sumas]

A special post to Gnome, now the kids want blue paint for smurfs, They are still ugly but I adore our neighbor kids. Whatever they want!

I am neither elbows nor vitriol. I am also not a sitting duck for rude comments.