Every time the phone company calls me and wants to upsell me more services, I tell them that the only upgrade I want is "Priority Override". When the telemarketer asks 'what is that?", I tell him it is a box next to my phone with a button where if anyone sticks me in a mindless menu, puts me on hold, or shuffles me off to voicemail, I push the button and every single phone connected to the switchboard on the other end rings like mad at double volume. I tell him that would be worth $150 a month for me.