Chipotle Shooting

[Henry Whalley]

Hope the Detroit location will be alright.

We should just decriminalize guacamole.

But seriously, the actions of those unfortunates who toil in fast food holes are closely surveilled, and the server probably was afraid he'd be fired, and his kids would starve, were he to give the customer more guacamole.

Seriously, we should just decriminalize unions.

P.S. My intent isn't to make light of this incident, but to say that many fast-food owners force servers to be stingy and allow them little discretion even with violent customers.