LOL you make a good missionary for Dudeism!
I'm back in the fold after lapsing into very undude moments of Zerotarianism while puzzling over Line 1. Wages, Salaries, and Tips of my Federal 1040. Each is an imaginary number, which rounds up to zero. After write-offs for my volunteer work with the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, the IRS sends me a check for a cool ten bucks payable to the bowling alley. Ever since Port Huron, my taxes could be called Thus Spake Zerotarius or Thus Filed Imaginarius.
Very Dude!
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