Just in case Richard ever disappears, there's always the Random Sentence Generator, featuring such wonders as

  • "Today I heard something new and unmemorable."
  • "She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched."
  • "He loved eating his bananas in hot dog buns."
  • "There's an art to getting your way, and spitting olive pits across the table isn't it."
  • "Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head."
  • "To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn't quite go as expected."
  • "Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale."