Co-Best answer yet, tied with Worldsgreatest.
Here are some answers I've found:
Detroit women are:
1. Self-sufficient - they can take care of themselves. But they'll let you take care of them if they want; it's their call. Worst case scenario is they apply for their own welfare.
2. Know more about cars than most women. I love taking my car in and saying "there's something wrong with my catalytic converter". Then they call later and say, "Damn lady, you were right." LOL
3. Do NOT bullshit these women. Detroit women have a sixth sense about these things. However, if you are dumb enough to do so, they won't call you on it......they'll just out-bullshit you until you don't know if you're coming or going. 99.9% of the time, you are going.....flat on your ass out the door.
4. They know how to swim, especially the east siders. A childhood memory almost always includes getting thrown into the drink at one time or another.
5. They know how to keep themselves safe at all times. They know where to go, walk, sit and be...or not to be....in just about any situation. They also have a Plan B, C, D, etc.
6. They have a keen sense of direction. I don't know how this happened, if it's genetic, geographic or what. On the rare occasion they do get lost. a quick look at the environment puts them right. "Where's the sun? Where's the moon? Where's the river?"
7. They have a juicy look about them . They're just juicy. I think it's all the fruit eating. I ate a ton of fruit when I grew up/lived in Detroit. Every neighbor had at least one fruit tree and we would drop off a bag of apples and got a bag of plums in return. We have the perfect soil and climate combination to grow fruit. In any event........juicy!
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