Now this is as "thug" as that cat that knocks things over.


Your assignment: assign that kid's cackle to your ringtone. Leave your phone at a conveniently safe but buttoned-down location with the ringer volume turned to MAX [[might I recommend a women's book club meeting at some Birmingham community center-especially if they are discussing King or Koontz), then call yourself from another location. It helps if you got someone to film the scenario.