I should also mention I wasted my lunch hour on a Wednesday, checking the website to make sure they were open, going there, and finding a handwritten sign saying "closed on Wednesdays" on the door.

You want to open a restaurant in this town? None of this kiddie pool shit. You need to be ten feet tall and bulletproof. Meanwhile the Majestic next door has been prospering for years, even before "Midtown" became trendy all of a sudden.