Is anybody motivated to by crap by obnoxious kids in ads?
Is anybody motivated to by crap by obnoxious kids in ads?
It just occurred to me that onions taste like skunks smell only a bit sweeter.
I don't mind the dilute version of skunk smell. kinda like it actually
I was just imagining "the X factor" or "American Idol" auditioning Bob Dylan, Neil Young or Joe Strummer. or even Satchmo.
If you stay in the tub too long you get prune skin.
So why don't you ever see goldfish with prune skin?
And why is it that when you halve a hole you still have a whole hole?
Why is "encyclopedia" singular and not plural? Shouldn't the singular be "encyclopedium"?
I miss my Kenner SSPs. I had a Black Jack, Two Much, Black Widow, Laker Special, Rail Bird, King Cobra, Deuces Wild, Ram Jet and a few Smash Up Derby cars.Absolutely THE best car toys of all time. I’ve seen toys coming out now with the t-pull power strips. Wish these would come back!
Whoever it is who does the laundry for zombies needs to find another line of work.
Last edited by Jimaz; November-24-12 at 10:33 PM.
Good writers have fun with everyday absurdities that everyone else notices but ignores.
Today's Non Sequitur comic by Wiley Miller is pretty clever.
he is the best right nowGood writers have fun with everyday absurdities that everyone else notices but ignores.
Today's Non Sequitur comic by Wiley Miller is pretty clever.
I find it revealing how seldomly we hear the word "deregulation" any more. It used to be so confidently overused.
very good point!
According to Weather.com, today, January 24, has the lowest average daily mean temperature of the year [[26°F).
So happy coldest day of the year! It's all downhill from here.
There's a commercial for a seat cushion called "Forever Comfy."
Okay, I understand that some folks need a good cushion, especially long-haul truck drivers. No problem.
But when they get to the truck driver's testimonial, he says "My back feels good and my bottom feels good."
Come on. What truck driver refers to his ass as his "bottom"? He'd be laughed out of the Teamsters.
[[This commercial has been sanitized for your protection.)
Last edited by Jimaz; February-18-13 at 08:15 PM.
Howzabout this one rb336?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URjGR...yer_detailpage
The Danish language is falling apart... into meaningless gutteral sounds...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
Nope - snotty kid AND maggie thatcher.
This is the only kid commercial I ever really liked - a classic
Excellent, tis a good one indeed. I can also hear someone fumbling on Youtube to find the Give it to Mikey Life cereal one...
Aw shucks, I cant help it, here it is;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34wJt3pRY0w
Black squirrels have little evil-lookin' demon faces. One had the audacity to come within about a foot of me and stare. After a couple minutes it straddled a wooden fence and stared at me some more until I finally looked away and went back inside.
Personally, I find them more friendly and more prone to human interaction. Maybe it was waiting for you to offer lunch?
Remember ever attending a high school dance where at least some of the kids behaviour really pissed off the principal?.... ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmYY0i05EN4
Also... mind where you stash your cell phones....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jreqe8rTy3Y
My annual complaint: why doesn't a local chocolatier make just chocolate bunny ears? They are the best part of the bunny. I certainly am not interested in eating their evil looking faces, nor their fluffy tails ... The ears only.
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