I just saw some poor Detroit parking enforcement guy on Parking Wars yesterday. He was such a nice guy, and oh my, the hate screamed at this poor guy's face was amazing. I'm sure only the most intense bits are chosen for the show, of course. He carried a picture of his daughter on the dashboard so he could look at it and remember why he was doing the job when people were unleashing their waves of hate upon him over a $20 parking fine.

I've never gotten a parking ticket I haven't known I deserved. It's pretty cut and dry, kids.