I don't think keeping from offending anyone is an achievable goal, since the weight of the offense is in the heart of the receiver...but you CAN be inclusively offensive...just offend everyone and nobody will feel singled out.


Of course, the mere mention of dogs will chase away the Muslim in town, but they're not heavy drinkers anyways. [[ahem) But you should have a five-times-daily call to drink hollered from the rooftop. The neighbors will appreciate it.


I'd keep the Kielbasa, but have a picture of the front of Stray Dog on display...I am absolutely sure Jams has one! Now that he's all organized and stuff he should have no problem finding it, either. heh