Letter from Europe

[Jimaz]

Does anyone know what Mitt Romney is on? I'm thinking some sort of drug that makes you stick your foot in your mouth whilst simultaneously erasing all notion of social skills/tact. Apparently he came here to the UK to make contacts and friends but he's done neither. He brought up our Olympic security issues at a dinner hosted by Boris Johnson the Mayor of London which had Boris, who is a bit mad admittedly, spitting with rage. He did the same to Prime Minister David Cameron, one of the most conservative people in the universe. Cameron really gave him the cold shoulder. I mean we can criticise our own Olympics as can foreign people, no problem. But if you are a visiting dignitary you just DON'T. What is wrong with him? Apart from his woeful domestic policies, as far as I can tell, he seems to be bloody useless at foreign policy too. I hope you don't get him as your next president but then I imagine you're all hoping that too!

One thing's for certain: He's not campaigning overseas for votes. What else but money could he be seeking? Do votes even matter anymore in a mock democracy?

Hopefully we won't have to dust off the old Sorry Everybody website.

Oh! He's trying to upstage Mr. Bean. That explains it.