Dumb Jokes

[Jimaz]

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Press Ctrl-A to see the answer:

Anyone can roast beef.

From Accelerating America

ACCELERATING AMERICA is a remarkable portrait of an inspirational principal, three of his most challenging students, and a school that offers at-risk youth a second chance. Despite abandonment, poverty, and troubled pasts, America, Yazmine and Jason struggle to turn their lives around over the course of a make-or-break year.

[bartock]

How do you get a hankerchief to dance?





Put a little boogie in it.

[REL]

The Kwame Administration.

[Philbo]

Why is sex like a card game? If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.

[gazhekwe]

Two guys rented a boat to go out fishing. They were having a great time going through their case and catching fish like crazy. So, one guy says, "We have to find a way to mark this spot so we can come back tomorrow."

The other guy takes out a Sharpie and makes a big X on the side of the boat.

The first guy says, "That won't work! What if we don't get this boat tomorrow?"

[56packman]

Why was Spongebob squarepants afraid to go to Detroit?


because Kwame Kill Patrick.

[Johnnny5]

What is blue and smells like red paint?
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Blue paint...

[G-DDT]

What do you do if you get swallowed by a whale?

A:Keep running around until you get pooped out.

I always kept that one close to my heart during hard times
[[like hiking long distances on the road to survive).

[Bigb23]

Thank you , Thank you, applause- please tip the waiter, and I'll be here all week.
Don't drive drunk and thank you as a non-comedian.
More power to the rest.

[Bigb23]

How do tornados and marrige have in common?

They both begin with alot of sucking and blowing and in the end you lose the house.