Ok apparently seeing someone take a crap on the corner isnt as disgusting as I once thought in the corridor, but I will justify the true disgusting nature of this incident, where I looked over on the corner of Martin Luther and Third and seen a very obese woman just hike her skirt and crap, while people walked past, drove past and acted as nothing was happening. What I found the most disgusting aspect of this was the Detroit Police Officer that was stopped at the redlight watching her and laughing until the light turned green, and he drove off.
Now to make matters ever so more disgusting we will fast forward a few years, and I am awakened in the middle of the night 2:30ish to a call that my brothers car would not start outside of Jumbos Bar would I please come get it running so he could get up and go to work,the next morning.... Like a good brother I hopped out of bed and headed to the parking lot to jump his car. while allowing the battery to charge I realized I had to Pee, Being the modest fellow I am I walked clear behind the bar , out of sight of the world,behind a large dumpster and when i walked back around the corner
a Detroit Police Officer was there questioning my brother then proceeded to give me a ticket for disordely conduct although he never seen me do anything wrong...... That sir was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen while in Detroit.
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