Tiger Woods jokes.

[Blarf]

Tiger Woods has funny looking fish lips. You could place him inside any aquarium, and he would blend in perfectly.

[jjaba]

Bad day on the links when you get the schitt kicked out of you by your own golf clubs.

jjaba.

[eriedearie]

Tiger's New Movie

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[14509glenfield]

I watched "Caddyshack"...."Hell I am a go-pher". So I did.

[jjaba]

Tiger Woods was fired by ATT&T today. When they tried to call him, the network was down.

Tiger Woods has applied for the Body Scan Machines at Orlando Airport. TSA promised him he could pat down the young girls for special screening but it was the NBA players he is worried about.

[eriedearie]

This one is a double header


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[jjaba]

What's black and white and red all over?
[[Tiger Woods getting the schitt kicked out of him by wife.)

[ronaldj]

Couldn't that be "Piece Prize Wiener"?

[exdetroiter]

Come on now. Plenty of rich athletes, entertainers, executives and politicians screw around. I'm sure if you were important, you would too.

Rich men would not need Pre-Nups if they weren't going to cheat.

Correction: They would not need prenups if they didn't have money and there weren't so many gold diggers on the prowl.

[Ragtoplover59]

Tiger Woods is having his "Press" conference, and he has already stated that his wife deserves praise...not blame!

OK , time to fess up out there you guys....Which one of you was blaming her?

[Hermod]

There is a XXX rated DVD out called "Tiger's Wood" with look alikes [[based on the cover).

[Papasito]

Today he said he's sorry and he's going to be a better Buddhist?
great. religion will screw him up even worse....

[Sstashmoo]

Quote: "There is a XXX rated DVD out called "Tiger's Wood" with look alikes [[based on the cover)."

Uh huh...

[maxx]

Come on now. Plenty of rich athletes, entertainers, executives and politicians screw around. I'm sure if you were important, you would too.

Rich men would not need Pre-Nups if they weren't going to cheat.

Yes, this whole public confession is just bad theatre. It reminds me of the people during the middle ages that dressed in sackcloth and ashes, right around Ash Wednesday too, and asked for forgiveness of the "faithful". "I didn't show respect for the game." ? Do golfers take a vow of chastity like the knights of the Round Table? And he's not even supposed to masturbate according to a story about that Pine Grove at Hattisburg. Just recite the serenity prayer.