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**Henry Whalley** · August-05-23, 09:48 AM

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Pontiac transgender woman sues to get testicles back from ex [[detroitnews.com)

**Bong-Man** · August-05-23, 10:11 AM

Anybody up for a game of hacky sack?

**Henry Whalley** · August-05-23, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by Bong-Man

Anybody up for a game of hacky sack?

Corn Hole?

**Henry Whalley** · August-05-23, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by Bong-Man

Anybody up for a game of hacky sack?

He somehow had his family jewels preserved in a mason jar. Word to the wise: Don't store them in the same pantry as the regular preserves.

**canuck** · August-06-23, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by Henry Whalley

He somehow had his family jewels preserved in a mason jar. Word to the wise: Don't store them in the same pantry as the regular preserves.

Label it: "It’s nuts", or "Its nuts".

**Henry Whalley** · August-06-23, 11:27 AM

Reportedly, they were halal or at least finger-licking good:

Transgender 'Muslim' Brianna Kingsley sues boyfriend for keeping her TESTICLES in jar in his fridge | Daily Mail Online

**canuck** · August-06-23, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by Henry Whalley

Reportedly, they were halal or at least finger-licking good:

Transgender 'Muslim' Brianna Kingsley sues boyfriend for keeping her TESTICLES in jar in his fridge | Daily Mail Online

Good stuff. Just when you think the story had enough shock value, the Muslim bit comes out. Pile the shockers on. Lol

**Henry Whalley** · August-05-23, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Bong-Man

Anybody up for a game of hacky sack?

I haven't laughed so much since the pigs ate my brother!

**Jimaz** · August-05-23, 10:54 AM

"kept in [the] fridge next to the eggs"

Ah, yes. Properly filed in the huevos category.

**Henry Whalley** · August-05-23, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by Jimaz

"kept in [the] fridge next to the eggs"

Ah, yes. Properly filed in the huevos category.

con Chorizo?

**Hypestyles** · August-05-23, 04:10 PM

vaguely related topic:

Family of murdered transgender woman sees her killer plead guilty fox2detroit.com

I remember this case when it first came to the news, and this was five years ago. Bizarre that it took this long for a resolution in court.

**CassTechGrad** · February-09-24, 10:30 AM

Addadicktome
This is a sex change operation when a female becomes a male and has their sexual privates reshaped into a dick, thereby adding a dick to me.
As in: “Yo, is Taquisha really getting an addadicktome operation and changing her name to Tristam?”
[[Urban Dictionary)

**Henry Whalley** · February-12-24, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by CassTechGrad

Addadicktome

But AddaDicktome with a capital 'D' is like when Eisenhower took Trick Dick Nixon as his running mate, when Dubya took Darth Cheney as his running mate, when John McCain took Sarah Palin as his running mate, or when Orange Julius took Mike Pence, etc.