Perhaps we should simply legalize prostitution

[Hermod]

Yes, we should legalize. It's a no-brainer.

It would be safer for all involved and the revenue is taxed.

I'll even speculate that divorce rates would drop!

Of course, the people who would be pissed would be the usual suspects: ya local religo-huckster, legals, Repubic/MAGAs, closeted homophobes -- all of which would loose what little capital they have left.

We need to start looking towards the 22nd century and get rid of these antiquated and arcane "religio-fascist" laws.

So long at "its" consensual and with agreed to terms -- it's no of your, or my, damn business.

To make it really safe, we should make it a government monopoly with all activity taking place in government owned facilities. Put all the ladies involved in civil service with civil service protections. Any "outside traffic" is punished under IRS rules [[guilty unless proven innocent of tax evasion). In twenty years, the employees will mostly be so old and ugly that no one will bother.

[Honky Tonk]

To make it really safe, we should make it a government monopoly with all activity taking place in government owned facilities. Put all the ladies involved in civil service with civil service protections. Any "outside traffic" is punished under IRS rules [[guilty unless proven innocent of tax evasion). In twenty years, the employees will mostly be so old and ugly that no one will bother.

You forgot full retirement and pension with full medical coverage. Oh, and maybe combat pay.

[Henry Whalley]

To make it really safe, we should make it a government monopoly with all activity taking place in government owned facilities.

Hermod: That's a truly a witless attempt at satire. Not even mildly humorous. Good satire requires subtlety and IQ.