HOW DARE the man try to make me take legitimate identification into a foreign country! I'm an American, and I should be allowed to go wherever I want, whenever I want. Especially Canada, because it's so close to my house! It's basically not even a real country anyway, what do I need one of these "pass port" things for?! I mean, I heard in Yurp you can go to wherever you want! Take a train straight from Czechoslovakia to Yugoslavia and you don't even have to wear clothes. Man, this country is a dictatorship. Carrying ID is for suckers.
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