Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
L.B. Patterson on Detroit:


"I Never go south of 8 Mile Rd. unless I carry a gun."


L.B. Patterson on Royal Oak TWP:


"I just wish those porch monkeys just get the the f--- out!"

L.B. Patterson on Pontiac:


"I have no business with those watermelon and chicken eating fools!"

L.B. Patterson on Oak Park:


"D---! That place looks like Black Bottom!"


L.B. Patterson on Southfield:

"Oh my God, Southfield went from beautiful ethnic cultural community into instant black ghetto in 20 years. Now the ghetto extends further northwest to Farmington Hills and West Bloomfield. You can thank the Jews and Chaldeans for that!"

L.B. Patterson on Northland Mall:

"I hate shopping there. A matter of fact I don't take my family there at all. It's a place that you can buy weed, heroine, crack and all sorts of illegal products. You can even buy a gun there, too. I heard that black guy got killed there by mall cops. That's how you handle troublemakers!"


That will be L.B. Patterson's quotations when his new book comes out.
You "woke up" this morning and imagined this nonsense?

Can't wait for your book.