Metro Detroit-Windsor 2014 Predictions

[MikeyinBrooklyn]

My predictions for 2014:
1) In the spring, Olympia displays arena rendering. New arena will be called "Little Caesar's Palace" and will bear a striking external resemblance to original Olympia.
2) Detroit Lions hire Kliff Kingsbury as coach. Competition between Kingsbury and Tiger manager Brad Ausmus develops for MikeyinBrooklyn's affections. Competition is won by Mikey.
3) Active construction begins on new bridge to Canada. It will be named "Jim Blanchard Bridge" to recognize his vital role in preserving the peace between US & Canada.
4) Bill Bonds will return to TV as the newest "Bachelor".
5) Sick of life in the big city, Hamtramck will move to Grand Traverse County to enjoy the fishing, sailing and quaint shops.
6) Former site of Hamtramck will become world's largest Cheesecake Factory & Expo Center.
7) Dan Gilbert will buy Detroit River, redirect water up Webward Ave. It will then serve as the corridor for M1 Gondola service.
8) Crazy lady Dr. from Texas and Bill Hults will form a real estate consulting company. Duggan will hire that firm to manage all city-owned property.
9) Detroit News will be sold to Charlie LeDuff who will revamp into a tabloid with the slogan, "Fighting to be the Greatest F*****g Paper in Detroit."
10) Michigan State Football announces it will play one "home game" per season at The Big House in Ann Arbor, so people there can still see Div 1 football.