The Official Kwame Verdict Contest Thread [Jury Reaches Verdict]

[mjs]

Kwame, Bernard, and Bobby all get found guilty. They keep it in appeals for several years and eventually plea it out for reduced sentences and annual reselection of prisons. They elect to use the prison clause to go on tour around the country teaching convicted politicians of Chicago, DC, and Lousiana how to boost their game.

Through "fully voluntary" contributions by businessmen in Texas, Detroit, Chicago, New York, and DC, the resulting coalition gets several Senators elected including Kwame who eventually goes on to become President. In the third year of his Presidency, Carlita creates a scandal when she is accused of physically assaulting the wife of a European leader. The woman dies a few days later and the CIA denies any involvement, but the public outcry is loud. A federal commission lead by Special Investigator Sharon McPhail finds no wrong doing. In the fourth year, an audit of Fort Knox reveals it no longer holds any gold. Even though Fox News uncovers text messages between Kwame and Bobby stating, "Damn, we robbed Fort Knox, !@#$", Kwame denies any involvement and blames George Bush.