It's Dream Cruise time!

[Searay215]

I don't know if I can link to Facebook without FB access for those trying, so I'll excerpt the best here and post a link that may not work.

If you're a die-hard Dream Cruise fan, you might want to ignore this post ...

http://www.facebook.com/events/509979279027701/?ref=ts

1. Welcome parents of Juggalos!
2. Lining corporate pockets in the name of family fun since 1995.
3. Next year, the picnic’s in YOUR back yard.
4. The Saudi Royal Family thanks you for your continued support and patronage!
5. Dream Cruise: ‘cuz lightin’ fireworks is startin’ ta get borin’.
6. Entrance Ramp to the "Old Farts Freeway" - Merge Right
7. No, your Pontiac Aztec is not a classic car!
8. I’ll look under your hood if you look under mine.
9. Like NASCAR with a median.
10. All I smell is exhaust and sadness.
11. It's like watching a really old, slow Nascar race.
12. At least you got your fat ass off of the couch.
13. Avoiding the actual Motor City since 1995.
14. The only thing better than the Dream Cruise is The Mickey Thomas anthology.
15. Retro porn movie night.
16. My parents went to the Dream Cruise and all I got was two lame ass parents.
17. Dream polluters.
18. Celebrating tradition by stomping on local economy and wasting natural resources. It's what being a fat American is all about!
19. The official pastime of people with nothing better to do.
20. Slow-motion turd parade 2012!
21. EPA-estimated 23 IQ per Cruiser.
22. The Dream Cruise: Giving fathers from Downriver a reason to visit their gay children since 1995!
23. Bob Seger to play a free show at the corner of 6 Mile and Woodward, tonight only!
24. What has 4 wheels, 325 hp, and 2 teeth?
25. Honk if you loved Matlock!
26. Welcome 2012 Dream Cruisers...brought to you by Depends, Poligrip and Viagara!
27. That's a Nass Car!
28. Carbon monoxide kills brain cells. Can we hold this event indoors next year?
29. It's a historical re-enactment of white flight, in case you missed it the first time.
30. Dream Cruisers: A hybrid is NOT the inbred lovechild of your mom and her brother.

You sure know how to put a positive spin on having a little fun....thanks

[Detroitnerd]

You sure know how to put a positive spin on having a little fun....thanks

For the record, and by way of explanation, the Magic Bag engages in these shenanigans because they run a business on Woodward Avenue. A business that, thanks to the Dream Cruise, is not profitable one week a year. That is to say, is impossible to run one week a year. That's where they're coming from. So it's the sneers and jeers are based in dollars and cents, if that helps soothe the sting of it all.