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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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Anyone can roast beef.
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ACCELERATING AMERICA is a remarkable portrait of an inspirational principal, three of his most challenging students, and a school that offers at-risk youth a second chance. Despite abandonment, poverty, and troubled pasts, America, Yazmine and Jason struggle to turn their lives around over the course of a make-or-break year.
How do you get a hankerchief to dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
The Kwame Administration.
Why is sex like a card game? If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.
Two guys rented a boat to go out fishing. They were having a great time going through their case and catching fish like crazy. So, one guy says, "We have to find a way to mark this spot so we can come back tomorrow."
The other guy takes out a Sharpie and makes a big X on the side of the boat.
The first guy says, "That won't work! What if we don't get this boat tomorrow?"
Why was Spongebob squarepants afraid to go to Detroit?
because Kwame Kill Patrick.
What is blue and smells like red paint?
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Blue paint...:D
What do you do if you get swallowed by a whale?
A:Keep running around until you get pooped out.
I always kept that one close to my heart during hard times
[[like hiking long distances on the road to survive).
Thank you , Thank you, applause- please tip the waiter, and I'll be here all week.
Don't drive drunk and thank you as a non-comedian.
More power to the rest.
How do tornados and marrige have in common?
They both begin with alot of sucking and blowing and in the end you lose the house.