Originally Posted by
Thruster315
I miss the days of when the Metro Times would have some of the most outrageous personal ads in the back. We'd wonder if some of them were real or were placed in there for shock value. Some of them would read like "6' 8" hermaphrodite Jewish basketball enthusiast who likes blueberry jam, sportscars, whips on weekends, cuddling with cacti, latex wearing, bottle feeding, and organic farming seeks like minded individuals for weekend fun and possible back waxing. No freaks please."
Damn those were the good ol' days.