The Ringling Elephants are to retire today after 40 years on the job.
I had a career for forty years. I can offer advice.
Remember that Zebco? Grab it.
Go through your underwear, please, some has to go.
That mustache is not cool.
Miata convertable. Bad midlife, yada yada. yada. ( Same with the Camaro SS, but you have a pass with me.)
Big hips'? -C''mon your'e an elephant.
Get those pants that reach your man boobs.
Can an elephant smile? Okay, I can live with that.
Open to other man boob guys. Pants, where to get them? ;)